Jake and Tom Conquer the World

Picking up immediately where the guys left off from last week, the guys sit down with Roe to talk about some of the oddest news stories of the lockdown.  Topics include:

A newscaster photobombing herself with her own unknowing husband

Fisticuffs breaking out because a man's face mask reminds another man of the lingerie laying around his house

A Shoplifter getting caught in the act has a novel way to defend themselves against the store's security

And, once again, Florida lives down to it's reputation

Along the ways, the guys discuss Roe's awesome/horrifying Christmas gift to his employees, as well as the time Jake bonded with a friend as a result of their shared trauma.

 

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Not gonna lie to ya, folks - This one got away from the guys in all the right ways!  What stated out as a routine discussion quickly spiraled into a discussion the weird time the comic book industry went through in the 90's, recently discovered Easter Eggs in the Star Wars and Marvel franchises (as well as the news regarding how Marvel is planning on bringing the X-Men into their continuity), as well as a whether or not a Stormtrooper is still a Stormtrooper after they take their helmets off.

But without a doubt, the crown jewel in this discussion are the stories Roe shares about his neighborhood.  Everything is here!  From the leather-clad husband & wife arguing in the street & the rider lawnmower drag races to the weekly fistfights and overly excitable interior decorator, this episode has it all folks, and all you gotta do is click "Play"!

Don't forget to check out Roe on his show "Project: Archivist"!  And be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, sharing their show with your friends, and by following them on social media!  Make a point to check out Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), as well as all of the other great shows brought to you by the guys' partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

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While they're stuck at home, Jake and Tom decided to finish something that they started a few months ago, but just didn't have the time to finish until now - Reviewing "Star Trek: Picard".

The series has wrapped, and the guys decided to bring in their pal & fellow nerd Roe (host of the amazing podcast, "Project Archivist) to talk about what they thought worked, what they thought didn't, and what they think about the current state of Star Trek in general. 

Along the way, they discuss the notion of them panhandling, cooking with beer, homebrew lessons, Harley Quinn's relationship with Poison Ivy, and Jake's jealousy of the quarantine lifestyle.

As always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, sharing their stuff with your friends, and by following them on social media.  Also be sure to check out Tom's guest spots on "Someone's Favorite Movie" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), as well as supporting all of the great shows brought to you by the guys' partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

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On assignment from their partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide, Jake and Tom are bringing in their favorite drunken dork Travis to help them review the premier episode of the newest show from CW/DC Universe - Stargirl!

Listen in as the guys discuss what they did & didn't like about the new show, who it's aimed toward, and how it compares to other pilot episodes from the network. 

Following this, they talk about the current state of the comic book industry, now that it finds itself without it's main distributor.  Will it survive, and if it does, what will it look like in the future?

As always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, sharing their stuff with your friends, and by following them on social media!  Check out Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie" (hosted by friend of the show Randy Perkins), and don't forget to show support to all of the other great shows brought your way by Geeks Worldwide!

 

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Being that they're stuck indoors and there really isn't a whole lot shaking in the world of geek culture, Jake and Tom decided that they were pretty much gonna wing it for this episode.  So they brought in their friend Roe (host of the weird, wonderful & strange podcast, "Project: Archivist") to shoot the breeze.  Listen in as the three of them have one of the funnier conversations you're gonna find in this feed, as the fellas discus the following:

• Watching talk shows & wrestling without a live audience is just awkward. 

• When you think about it, even under normal circumstances, wrestling is kinda batshit insane.

The best way to defeat Roe in a knife-fight is to first strip down naked.

Modern day ninjas are disguising themselves as shrubberies during the quarantine.

The legalities of teaching your dog to drive.

Why did God give a anti-viral laser drone to a mega-church, but not to hospitals?

and

The perfect spicy wing recipe for the macho assholes in your life.

As always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by sharing their show with your friends, rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, following them on social media, listening in on Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), and by supporting all of the other great shows brought to you by their partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

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Jake and Tom have been lucky enough to have had a chance to talk to all sorts of folks through the years.  But until now, they've never had a chance to talk to a bona fide talk show host.

That's where TC Restani comes in.

TC hosts the long-running, award winning YouTube show, "After Hours With TC Restani", in which he's sat down with actors from the big and small screen, singers, stars from the world of adult entertainment, and even an inebriated Pat Morita!

But that's not all - TC is also something of an "insider" when it comes to the stranger than real life world of professional wrestling.  Recorded mere days before the biggest event in the wrestling year, listen in as TC takes the time to share his experiences in some of the biggest and most infamous events from the last 25 years of sports entertainment!

Be sure to check out the new episodes of "After Hours With TC Restani" on YouTube.  And as always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by sharing their stuff with your friends on social media, rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, listening in on Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), and by supporting all of the great shows brought to you by the guys' partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

 

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Like literally every other person currently living on earth, Jake and Tom's lives are currently being effected by the Coronavirus.  But rather than sit around, the fellas have chosen to use the tiny platform they've built for themselves to get together and talk to their listeners about how things are shaping up so far.

So listen in as the fellas talk about Tom's experiences with social distancing, Jake's adventures as an "essential worker", when things "got real" for them, the surprisingly positive aspects of living in a world effected by this, effects that this is all having on the world of comic books and entertainment, as well as going through feedback from their friends and listeners to find out how things are shaping up on their end.

But don't let this stuff make you think anything has changed - Jake and Tom still want your help in their quest for world domination!  So they're asking for you to help out by sharing their stuff with your friends, rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, following them on social media, listening in on Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), and by supporting all of the great shows brought to you by their partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

 

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Let's face it, we all have them - The movies that we know deep down in our heart are bad, but we love them anyway.  Whether its for their nostalgic value or their campy value, we don't care what the world say & we watch them anyway.

That's where Jake and Tom's pal Randy comes in. 

You see, in addition to his big dumb comedy show, "Miserable Retail Slave", Randy is the host of a new program called "Someone's Favorite Movie".  In it, he discusses the forgotten classics, the hidden gems, and yes, the guilty pleasures that other shows tend to shy away from.

So listen in as he and the guys sit down to talk about the endurance needed to make it through the "Leprechaun" franchise, the jealousy Jake feels at not being included in this endeavor, as well the strange career of Adam Sandler.

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Joining Jake and Tom once again is comic scribe Zack Kaplan!  He swung by to discuss his latest book, the western inspired sci-fi tale, "Join the Future". 

Listen in as he talks about how growing up in a small town & a love of westerns inspired his newest tale, and how being a "villain" is sometimes just a matter of different points of view, 

Be sure to buy "Join the Future" at your favorite comic shop, or online here!  And be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, sharing their stuff with your friends, and by following them on social media!  Also check out Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), and don't forget support all the great shows brought to you by the guys' partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

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With the recent release of "Superman: Red Son", Tom is pleased to welcome back legendary writer JM Dematteis.  Listen in as they discuss the process involved in adapting books to other mediums, how the knowledge of established character is vital to their translation to other media, the process involved in writing for DC's animated film division, the feelings these stories original writers have towards the adaptions, as well as why these characters are so open to different interpretations.

As always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for word domination by sharing their stuff with your friends, rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, following them on social media, listening in on Tom's guest spots on "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast" (hosted by friend of the show Randy Perkins), and by following the great shows brought to you by their partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

 

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Listen folks...  Jake and Tom have never claimed to be "high class fellas".  Yeah, they like to think they've had thoughtful discussions on a wide range of topics, but they're not above laughing at dick n' fart stories.  That's where their old pal Roe comes in.  You see, a few years ago, Roe had to give up his annual "This Year In Fecal Matter" show.  And rather than abandon it completely, he simply passed it on to your favorite drunken dorks.

So settle in, get comfortable, and listen in as Jake, Tom, Roe and their friend Toph ask themselves such questions as:

What kind of madman thinks making gin from elephant dung was a good idea?

What were the logistics of Toronto's infamous "Poop Bandit"?

Why does Jake have to heed the call of nature every time his wife drags him along for a shopping trip?

What kind of diet does one need to have to make their poo flammable?

And

If a man is trying to cross Antarctica by himself, why the hell wouldn't he pack a change of underwear?

All of this, and so much more in this edition of "This Year In Fecal Matter".

Be sure to check out Roe on his show "Project: Archivist" & Toph over on "Gravity Beard".  And, as always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, sharing their stuff with your friends, following them on Twitter, and by joining in on the conversation over on their Facebook page, "Jake and Tom Conquer the Group"!

And when you've finished this episode, be sure to listen in on Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), as well as all of the other great shows brought to you via the guys' partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

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Feeling contemplative (and more than a little inebriated), Jake and Tom sit down with their old chums Matt & HAB (formerly of the dearly departed podcast "Couch Party") to look back and talk about all of the technological changes they've experienced in their lifetimes. 

What follows is a fun and often times frustrating look back at the tech of their youths, in which the guys begin to wonder whether or not old school arcade games were nothing more than a scam designed to snatch as many quarters from little kids as possible, and how the cell phone was replaced by the Bluetooth as the douchebag weapon of choice. 

Along the way, the guys ask themselves what may have been lost by acquiring this new tech.  Have we somehow managed to get dumber as a result of having all of the world's information at our fingertips?  Should we be worried about our phones "spying" on us?  And what are we gonna have to deal with when "deep fakes" become more commonplace?

Somewhere in all of this, Jake and Tom get into an argument about one region of Michigan's dialect versus another, the guys look back fondly on the skills of "bar kids", and HAB regales us with the legend of Potato-Top Thompson.

 

Be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for global domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts!  Don't forget to follow them on Twitter or to join in on the conversation over at their Facebook page, "Jake and Tom Conquer the Group"! 

And when you've finished this episode, you can find more like it by checking out Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Podcast" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), as well as all of the other great shows brought to you via the guys' partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

 

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While they might not mention it as much as the other stuff they geek out to, deep down, Jake and Tom love Star Trek.  So it was with great anticipation that they sat down to watch the first three episodes of the latest entry in the franchise: Picard!

Listen in as the guys discuss whether or not it lived up to their expectations, how this show connects to other installments in the franchise, and how they think it adds to the overall "Trek Legacy".  Along the way, the fellas also discuss their thoughts on CBS All Access as a whole, and Jake discovers an ice cream combination that is pure nightmare fuel!

And as always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, following them on Twitter, by joining in on the conversation over on their Facebook page, "Jake and Tom Conquer the Group", and by sharing the show with your friends!

And when you're finished listening to this episode, check out Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), as well as all of the other great shows brought to you via the guys partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

 

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Jake and Tom have done a lotta different types of shows through the years.  But in all that time, they've never done one devoted almost entirely to two of their favorite subjects: Red Meat and Beer!

Tom was lucky enough to get hooked up with a sampler pack of handmade beef jerky, courtesy of the local artisans at Twizted Jerky, and so he and Jake decided to review it live and on air!  So listen in as your two favorite drunken dorks give you their thoughts on it while also sampling from Tom's collection of cellar aged beer.  Along the way, the guys discuss the series finale of "Arrow", talk about Jake's new hobby of brewing his own mead, and Tom learns the hard way that Carolina Reapers aren't for the faint of heart.

To learn more about the products available from Twizted Jerky, be sure to contact them by email at TwiztedJerky@gmail.com or simply call them up by dialing 248-237-3266.

 

And, as always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for global domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, sharing their stuff on social media, following them on Twitter, and joining in on the conversation over on their Facebook page, "Jake and Tom Conquer the Group!"

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Now that the dust has settled on the release of "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker", the internet has come through with the inevitable release of details of the troubled making of the film.

Listen in as Jake and Tom sit down for what their friend Roe calls a "ramble-cast" as they discuss the loose details of what Colin Trevarrow had originally planned for the film, the setbacks in the "Obi-Wan" series, and what's rumored to be coming soon for the franchise far, far away.

And, as always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for global domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, sharing their stuff on social media, following them on Twitter, and joining in on the conversation over at their Facebook Page, "Jake and Tom Conquer the Group"! 

And for more shows like theirs, check out Tom's guest spots over at "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast" (hosted by friend of the show Randy Perkins), and make a  point to support all of the great podcasts brought to you by their partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

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The new year is upon us.

But before Jake and Tom can look forward to what 2020 will bring them, they must first settle some leftover business from the previous year.  Namely, the conclusion to the CW's massive crossover, "Crisis on Infinite Earths"!

So listen in as Jake, Tom, and returning Drunken Dork Travis discuss the event's finale, what it means of  DC as a whole, as well as a  classic sandwich that Jake has never heard of.

And, as always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for global domination by sharing their stuff on social media, rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, following them on Twitter, and joining in on the conversation over on their Facebook page, "Jake and Tom Conquer the Group"!
And if you're looking for more shows like this one, be sure to check out Tom's guest-spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast" (Hosted by friend of the show Randy Perkins), and by checking out all of the great shows brought to you by the guys' partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

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2019 was a helluva year in the world of television and cinema.  And while Jake and Tom weren't always there to talk about it as it was happening, they're ringing in 2020 by talking about the year that was!  So listen in as they and their fellow podcaster, Ryan of The Nerd Rage Podcast talk about what they thought was great about 2019, as well as what they thought what might might be politely called "not so great".

And as always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, sharing their stuff on social media, following them on Twitter and joining in on the conversation over at their Facebook page, "Jake and Tom Conquer the Group"!  And for more podcasts like theirs, be sure to listen in on "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), and by supporting all of the great shows brought to you by their partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

 

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Making his long awaited return to the show this week is the curator of the weird, the wonderful and the unexplained - Project Archivist's Roejen Razorwire!

Listen in as Roe sits down with the guy to talk about this past season of their favorite animated show, "Rick and Morty".  Along the way, Roe shares with the guys his homebrew methods, Jake outs Tom as a "shy pooper", and one of the Drunken Dorks discovers an all new low on the internet!

As always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in their quest for world domination by sharing their stuff with your friends, rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, following the guys over at Twitter, and by joining in on the conversation on their Facebook page, "Jake and Tom Conquer the Group".  Don't forget to check out Tom's work over on "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast" (hosted by friend of the show, Randy Perkins), and make a point to support all of the other great shows brought to you by the guys' partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

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This past Christmas saw the release of "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker", concluding what Disney has now dubbed "The Skywalker Saga".

This is one of those movies that has split opinions among everyone you talk to, and the fellas are no different.  Some of the dorks say it left them wanting more, while others it was a fun movie as long as you don't think about it too much.

So listen in as the fellas sift their way through the final chapter of the Sequel Trilogy, share their thoughts on what they think the future of the franchise holds, as well as their final thoughts on the first season of "The Mandalorian".

 

And, as always, be sure to help Jake and Tom in the quest for global domination by rating them highly on Apple Podcasts, sharing their stuff on social media, following them on Twitter, and by joining the conversation over on their Facebook group, "Jake and Tom Conquer the Group".  And if you want more content, make a point to check out Tom's guest spots over on "Someone's Favorite Movie Podcast", hosted by friend of the show Randy Perkins, as well as all of the other great shows brought to you via Jake & tom's partners in internet radio, Geeks Worldwide!

 

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